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08 June 2016

Silly Super Bowl Post

Country Name: United States of America
Population: over 321,000,000
Government: plutocracy (rule by the wealthy)
Economy: a little bigger than China's
Official Languages: 'Merican, English, Southern English, Hip-Hop-Culture English
Most-Consumed Goods: ranch dressing, alcoholic beverages, cocaine, gasoline
Social Advancements: fewer than Canada and Western Europe
Official Religion: National Football League
Official Holy Day: Super Bowl Sunday

(Go Broncos!)

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